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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

the-real-goddamazon:

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

NIGGA WE MADE IT

Well, the man’s got the sperm and the woman’s got the egg. Now, once a month an egg slides down the ‘Philippine’ tube towards the uterus. The first sperm to reach the egg wins, it gets a medal, it’s born, you name him Cory, you push him out the door, and nothing makes sense for the rest of his life.” -Cory Matthews

yourneighborhoodcannibal:

mishasminions:

I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS

This is my favorite post of all time.

There’s a paradox in thinking that you’re better than other girls, when your whole reason for feeling that way is because you think your gender is so inherently inferior that you want to dis-identify with being a girl altogether.

More Than Words: Tomboys R Us

THIS whenever some girl brags about being “one of the boys” or says something like “I’m not like other girls, I LOVE [stereotypically masculine thing].”

(via giraffodill)

mpreg-tony:

comicsatthemovies:

First Look at Iron Man’s Armor in The Avengers: Age of Ultron

I’m sorry, why is no one else cracking the fuck up at the thought of RDJ wearing half an ironman suit and fucking PYJAMA PANTS. 

magicaldorkwhore:

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

HAHAHAHA