Seeing as this has gone around
I’d like someone to bundle some real asparagus and give it to a friend
They’ll think it’s a cake
And be like
Ah haa~ Ninja cake!
Then realize they’ve got a bomb ass plate of asparagus
And it’s no a birthday party…
It’s just dinner
EAT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES OR IT’S BREAKFAST TOMORROW
I can’t decide what I want more: asparagus or cake…. I really like them both