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hamburgerjack:

Seeing as this has gone around
I’d like someone to bundle some real asparagus and give it to a friend
They’ll think it’s a cake
And be like
Ah haa~ Ninja cake!
Then realize they’ve got a bomb ass plate of asparagus
And it’s no a birthday party…
It’s just dinner
EAT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES OR IT’S BREAKFAST TOMORROW

hamburgerjack:

Seeing as this has gone around

I’d like someone to bundle some real asparagus and give it to a friend

They’ll think it’s a cake

And be like

Ah haa~ Ninja cake!

Then realize they’ve got a bomb ass plate of asparagus

And it’s no a birthday party…

It’s just dinner

EAT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES OR IT’S BREAKFAST TOMORROW

 
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    I can’t decide what I want more: asparagus or cake…. I really like them both
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